What pisses me off!!!
Okay......stolen and able to be returned to my good friend Umm Abdurahman.......What PISSES ME OFF! (drum roll)
#1 Not being able to open Pages of Imagination and see what the heck is going on over there!!!!
#2 LIARS, HIDERS, CHEATERS, BETRAYERS....and anything associated therewith in a knowing or unknowing manner......(I think that about covers it)
#3 Skinny people who say they are fat.....puh-lease!!
#4 Shopping carts where the wheels are not aligned properly and the whole time u are pushing it you have to compensate for the lazy wheel and end up looking like ur half stoned pushing the damn thing!!!
#5 Know it alls!
#6.....not enough kissing scenes on TV!! (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! Have I told you that I love you today???)
#7 People trying to talk to me when I'm tuning out......
#8 My co wife sending me vaginal douche still gets me going when I think about it!! (not a great idea for a first gift to your co wife....doesn't go over well!!)
#9 Not being asked directly for something...you know when the person sort of beats around the bush and tries to make you say something first???
#10....Sheikhs who advise women to give up their rights and be patient because that has more reward. I've heard that so much here in Egypt that I wanna get out a machine gun!!
#11 not finding a pin for my scarf when I need it RIGHT NOW!!
#12 My SIL who keeps on trying to humiliate me, her and HER daughters actually, just cause they are so STUCK UP!!!
Well....didn't get to 15 yet....I know I have a 100 more where those came from....but I leave them for you guys to chew over until I get back here later with an update on my soap opera.......yes, things are happening here.....LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
See ya'll later!
posted by Safa at 9:04 AM
15 Comments:
I know......I sent it back BTW, there was NO WAY IN HELL, I was gonna accept some douche. (the only thing she sent for me!) I sent her back a gold ring and a gold medallion.........(along with the douche, thanks but no thanks)
10:28 AM
salam alaikoum...
...she sent you a DOUCHE?
Well, at least you know now what to get your sister in law. "Sorry we haven't been getting along lately, here's a present."
Seriously though, why do women think they have to play like that? A douche?????
Ok, excuse me, I need my meds.
11:47 AM
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11:48 AM
The douche still makes me laugh. What a b*#&*.
12:24 PM
i just had a thought, may God forgive me, but is Douche Lady Moroccan? I gotta talk about that. Ok no I don't. Ok never mind. Bleh.
2:50 PM
LOL how did you know that?
3:48 PM
Dude. I want to know the moroccan-douche connection. Please. I think I might die if you don't share it with me. Email me if you have to. Really. I have never heard of this before.
What a weirdo... makes you wonder if hubby told you have some weird disease or something. Ick. Send it back empty with a note that you used it on the husband when he had that not so fresh feeling. heheheh.
8:11 PM
LOL OMG that is funny.
6:10 AM
Wait a minute....I missed the morrocan douche connection......she is morrocan.....what is it????
6:44 AM
i want to know too! what's with the moroccan douche thing?
you should have used it and then sent it back... 'your turn now, dear'. sorry, is that too icky?
what is it with feminine hygiene products? douches are so bad for vaginas (and i've just been reading that sperm aren't too great either, in some circumstances).
10:31 AM
Douches are horrible and cause infections like Bacterial Vaginosis....VERY yucky and Smell like fish. Do not ask me how I know, I just do.
11:52 AM
safa -
holy crap! gone for not even a week and i come back to read about DOUCHES!!! WOW!!!
cncz - come oooon.. please give us the 411 on the Moroccan-Douche connection!!!
1:10 AM
btw.. never thought i'd see the day where i desperately wanted to hear about douches.......
1:11 AM
omg
man my taqwah would have been thrown out the window if someone did that to me. She would have been BEAT DOWN on site or at the very least received a nice open hand slap to the mouth, complete with a hand full of baby powder and baby oil for effect. lol
Thats just wrong
6:13 AM
Douche, whoa, that's not even passive...just freakin' mean...and how could a man be so naive that he passed it along?
Okay so the thing about #10 and sabr, is anyone really telling you personally to have patience...3 months or so is not really even enough time to catch your breath and finding out that he did this before...I would be crushed by the dishonesty...though sometimes I think this is one of the multitude of reasons we can be co-wives according to the sunnah...it is not "you and I to the end baby", we all stand alone before Allah and many of us have very unhealthy attachments to our spouses...Like I know you've heard "I started covering because my husband wanted me to or my husband says I don't have to"
Anyway, what I really want to know is...How is it that parents can make the decision to live on seperate continents because they think this is best for the kids? What about the children's rights? Did you and your hub really agree that his presence wasn't necassary to raise the kids? Especially your teen daughters? And why do we only worry about protecting the kids' deen? Isn't that hypocritical to say, "Mommy and the girls can't be in kufarville, but it's okay for Daddy."
And of course, since he has been unloaded of the great portion of his father/husband duties, he now has so much more time on his hands...or did until he got #2.
12:16 AM
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