Somebody SMACK that woman!!!!

I have just a few days before hubby arrives.....on the 12th of June....2 am. My BIL will be going to get him. I've been asking myself a few questions.......
*am I looking forward to this visit?
*do I trust my husband?
*do I think he'll be lying to me some more?
*can I live with that?
*what exactly CAN I live with??

and oooohhhhh so much more.

Now for something interesting. For 5 yrs now, I 've been living in Egypt....and I always go to the same supermarket to buy sandwich meats, cheese, etc. Today is the first time EVER that I actually spoke to the guy at the deli counter. He knows me when he sees me....and is always quick to say....1 kg cheddar cheese, Madame?? And I either say yes or no. But today...I ordered a KG of smoked chicken sandwich meat....which costs $35 LE.......when he finished slicing it all.....the total price was $35.75.......and he asked me if that was okay....so for a change....I said no it wasn't....can u please take off a slice.....AND HE WAS GOING TO....but I told him....I'm just kidding. It took him a second to clue in.....OMG the woman is talking to me....she's making a joke....and actually acknowledging my existance??????? (I'll blame it on the water, okay UmmAbdurrahman?) I don't know what got into me....I sure shocked the heck outta the guy......but I suppose I felt that I needed a giggle. (Which I did in the car)

So anyways my daaahhhlings.....I've got to organize the crib, and organize and ummmm....oh ya......organize. Wash laundry and make this please look tip top before hubby arrives. I brought all my carpets over to the villa to let my maid wash them.....poor thing.....and tomorrow will pick them up...as well as drop all my DH's clothes over to the drycleaners to be pressed and folded better than I could ever do it.......I bought my face cream....hair dye....new razor and wax.......so I think that covers me. If I think of anything....don't worry I'll be posting it........