Invention needed!
My 9 yr old had a serious talk with me about what gift she wants for her bday. Oh, her bday isn't until July 1st....but she's been thinking about it, she said. What she has in mind, she's not sure if it exists in real life....so she had to give me an explanation. Here's what she told me.....
~it's a machine
~it takes dirt off ur clothes, and ur body
~it would eliminate the need for showers
~it would even take old scabs off ur skin
~it would have different settings of how hard you want it to "suck"
~if you wanted to have a shower and were in a hurry, you could set it to suck off ur clothes
~it would be about the size of a vaccuum
Hmmmmmm. So I told her that I haven't heard of a machine that does all that, but I could check the internet for it. And if I found it, then I could buy it. But then a second later, I thought...hmmmm.....but what would this machine be called sweetie? Cuz I don't know what to look up on the net......so here's the names that she told me to check......
~ Super Suck Machine? (ummm....I don't think it'll pop up with that search...LOLOLOL!!!)
~ the Amazing suck machine? (still don't think it'll work)
~ The Clean Suck Vaccuum? (how about a name without the word suck?)
~ The Super Clean Machine? (okay, I could try that)
So anyways....in trying to make my daughter happy, if anyone has heard of such a machine....and an appropriate name for it.....drop me a line....cuz this looks like it's going to be a stumper!!!!!
posted by Safa at 11:07 AM
7 Comments:
Hello, I just wanted to say I found your blog the other day and I read it all the way from your 1st post. I am very impressed by you, you seem like a very good mother and a very strong woman.
I hope you don't mind a comment from a stranger.
The machine your daughter imagines would be great, wouldn't it? But, I don't think it does exist. Maybe, just maybe though!
I was thinking if it did exist it would be a miracle so maybe try Miracle Suck-Clean Machine!
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12:29 PM
I think the jetsons had something similar but George also had a car that turned into a brief case...I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you could help her invent it then patent it and then she would be rich and she could customize her own super suck machine to her own specific needs because well she is the inventer and can do anything she wants.
1:47 PM
Yeah... its been invented... in the 24th Century. On Star Trek. :)
Good luck with that... maybe just get her a really good loofah and a washing machine? *shrug* just a thought.
3:08 PM
Make sure it removes blackheads, too!
3:41 PM
It's a mum:
A machine - yep, runs like well oiled one.
Takes dirt off clothes and your body - who is the one doing the laundry? and who bathes the children when they're not well
enough to do it themselves?
Take old scabs off your skin - only a mum can do that without getting completely grossed out.
It would have different settings on how hard you want it to suck - sometimes being a mum sux. Sometimes having a mum sux. Sometimes mum is more sucky than usual.
Need clothes off in a hurry? - just ask mum
Size of a vacuum - well, maybe an upright one. Unless you're really really really short :P
I say get dressed up as a vacuum cleaner or some other machine and tell her that YOU are her birthday present!
1:06 AM
Your daughter is cute. My daughter says cute stuff all the time too. My wife remembers them all I just laugh in the moment.
3:45 AM
What a nice mom to even check! I love it! ;) And I am interested to see how many blog hits come up on these names! LOL
11:58 AM
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